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Computer Problem Report Form

Describe your problem:
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Now, describe the problem accurately:
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Speculate wildly about the cause of the problem:
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Problem Severity:

A. Minor__
B. Minor__
C. Minor__
D. Trivial__

Nature of the problem:
A. Locked Up__
B. Frozen__
C. Hung__
D. Strange Smell__

Is your computer plugged in? Yes__ No__

Is it turned on? Yes__ No__

Have you tried to fix it yourself? Yes__ No__

Have you made it worse? Yes__

Have you had "a friend" who "Knows all about computers" try to fix it for you? Yes__ No__

Did they make it even worse? Yes__

Have you read the manual? Yes__ No__

Are you sure you've read the manual? Maybe__ No__

Are you absolutely certain you've read the manual? No__

If you read the manual, do you think you understood it? Yes__ No__

If 'Yes' then explain why you can't fix the problem yourself.
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What were you doing with your computer at the time the problem occurred?
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If you answered 'nothing' then explain why you were logged in?
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Are you sure you aren't imagining the problem? Yes__ No__

Does the clock on your home VCR blink 12:00? Yes__ What's a VCR?__

Do you have a copy of 'PCs for Dummies'? Yes__ No__

Do you have any independent witnesses to the problem? Yes__ No__

Do you have any electronics products that DO work? Yes__ No__

Is there anyone else you could blame this problem on? Yes__ No__

Have you given the machine a good whack on the top? Yes__ No__

Is the machine on fire? Yes__ Not Yet__

Can you do something else instead of bothering me? Yes__

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