Humour What's That Scotsmist Computer Experts

Computer Experts

Computer experts consider themselves well dressed if their socks match.

Computer experts buy their spouses a set of matched screwdrivers for their birthday.

Computer experts wear moustaches or beards for "efficiency". Not because they're lazy.

Computer experts have a non-technical vocabulary of 800 words.

Computer experts think a "biting wit" is their fox terrier.

Computer experts repair their own cameras, telephones, televisions, watches, and automatic transmissions.

Computer experts say "It's 70 degrees Fahrenheit, 25 degrees Celsius, and 298 degrees Kelvin" and all you say is "Isn't it a nice day"

Computer experts give you the feeling you're having a conversation with a dial tone or busy signal.

Computer experts wear badges so they don't forget who they are. Sometimes a note is attached saying "Don't offer me a ride today. I drove my own car".

Computer experts' politics run towards acquiring a parking space with their name on it and an office with a window.

Computer experts know the "ABC's of Infrared" from A to B.

Computer experts rotate their tyres for laughs.

Computer experts' briefcases contain a Phillips screwdriver, a copy of "C/C++", and a half of a peanut butter sandwich.

Computer experts don't find the above at all funny.

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