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Humour 
Poke at Microsoft
If Microsoft Run NASA
What if Bill Gates Ran NASA
- "We come in peace" replaced by "We come to make money."
- New slogan: "Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated." (Oh,
I'm sorry, that's the Borg slogan.)
- The first 2 or 3 Revisions of all equipment (rocket, space suit,
etc.) kills its operators.
- Apollo 13: "Houston, we have a problem." Mission Control: "Please
hold for Tech Support, and have your credit card number ready."
- Hubble Space Telescope flaw described as "a feature, not a bug";
astronomers told to squint.
- U.S. actually second to land men on the moon; had to wait for somebody
else to do it first so we could copy them.
- General public still believes NASA was first thanks to superior marketing.
- Mars Pathfinder misses planet due to Pentium FDIV bug.
- Instead of actually building the International Space Station, NASA
just buys the Russian space program and renames Mir.
- After buying Mir and upgrading its systems with NASAsoft Windows
95, the on-board computer crashes twice as often.
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