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Humour 
Poke at Microsoft
Microsoft One Liners
Assorted Windows 95 One-Liners
- Dogs crawl under fences...Software crawls under Windows 95
- Scanning for viruses...Windows 95 found...Please delete
- Double your drive space...Delete Windows 95
- Friends don't let friends use Windows 95
- If at first you don't succeed...work for Microsoft
- Turn your Pentium into a gameboy...Type "WIN" at the prompt
- "If you can't make it good, make it LOOK good" - Bill Gates
- Windows 95...the best £59 Solitaire game you can buy
- Activate your own virus... type "WIN" at the prompt
- How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None... they just make darkness the standard
- Windows is not a virus. Viruses do something!
- The best way to accelerate Windows is through one
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